Today's Rhetorical Question

Do you suppose that Susan Collins is concerned about something today?

Wanna bet she did that 'research' too?

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How soonwill there be a GoFundMe?

 

Time to reform the stepped-up basis

one way or the other

 

DeSantis' Presidential Campaign: What's Good for Florida is Good for the Country

 

It just keeps getting better by the week!

 

How about seat belt laws, water purity regulations, and speed limits while you are at it?

 

Covidiots: part infinity

 What now? Giving peroxide a huff?

Just how do they come up with this stuff?

Next— ‘strong light’ up the ass?

(Watch out for broken glass!)

And when they die, it’s not soon enough.

"Drug Intoxication"

 PC for "the junkie OD'd"

Taking a promotion to Assistant Manager DeKalb, IL Hooters.

At least he'll be able to look his children in the eye.

Example:

 

Augmented Reality

 

Good news and bad.

The bad news is that llamas are rapidly dying off from a parasitic infection that can't be treated due to a shortage of Ivermectin paste.

We wonder?

If patricide means killing your father, and matricide is mother murder, could Gov. DeSantis' covid-19 policies be called statricide? 

What's next, snorting hydrogen peroxide? No, you're kidding.

They all gobbled tubes of de-wormer paste
Because Facebook told them: “It’s science based”.
The drug for River Blindness
Now consumed by the mindless.
What is next; Kool-Aid that’s cyanide laced?

Remember, he was the National Security Advisor

a bit late

 

Wanna bet Fat Ronna bullied her way to the front of the vaccine line.

 

One Suggestion

 

Just keep on owning those Libs!

Too good to be true?

 

Wonder what this means for all those meth lab accident victims?

 

And 56% is something to brag about?

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and then there's another way

We wonder if it comes in an "extra small"?

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Irony / Karma / Pushing all the right buttons

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Science, really? Scientology, maybe!

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"That's right, you heard correctly: cash up front for admission."

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The Evermore Common Pattern: 1. Refuse, 2. Die, 3. Beg

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Yesterday I ate a tube of horse paste.
It wasn’t too bad since it didn't taste.
And I am glad as Hell
I’ve lost my sense of smell,
'Cause the toilet is backed up with my waste.

Who me?

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many people are saying...

 

Wonder how much 'research' she did on silicone or whitening cream?

She does know something about swole up glands!

 

Ode to Ivermectin

So! I ate a tube of horse de-wormer!
(I’ll admit that my stools could be firmer.)
And I do feel a bit off
Since developing this cough.)
But my bowels are now free of that squirmer!

Shalom (you putz)

 

Special 'Not Soon Enough' Edition

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"We've got to be less obvious or they might catch on."

 

9/11 and afterwards: never forget

 

Death Panels

 

Far fetched? Really? After the Corona beer boycott, microchips, bleach, worm paste?

 

Take that, you Texas and Florida slackers!

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VACCINATED BY JESUS!

 

Funny, I don't remember a 'Disneyfied' commemoration of Pearl Harbor in 1961.

 

my point, exactly

Something to ponder on 11 September 2021

Would the passengers on flight 93 do what they did, if  today's Congress were the target?

Anyone else note this oxymoron?

Link to this 'guest essay'.  Should you wish to read this drivel, be sure also to read Linda Greehouse's column: Legislating in the Name of God

The South is rising again!

 

Still monetizing her deadliest failure, two decades later.

 

Wanna bet she's pissed about the mask which means she can't go into her full-on Svengali mode.

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asking for a friend

Welcome to the latest chapter of stellar foreign policy achievements.

Classy

 

Eulogy for Ivermectin (and stupidity)

He ate a big tube of flavored horse paste,

Then to the toilet, he ran with great haste.

But his stools— loose and firm

Were now free of that worm.

But for Covid, it was just a big waste.

"We jes knowed Jesus would show us the way."

 

Fluffer

 

But at least you didn't have to wear a mask!

 

Horse paste. Horse paste?

I thought you said: 
"horse-faced".