Line Forms on the Right

 

A larger audience? More Groupies? Yes, we too wonder.

 

So says the woman with fake hair, reconstructed face, pretentiously-spelled name, and the conviction that Santa has 'always been white'.

 

With this and Covid, we just have to be patient.

Or as the Stones used to sing
"Time Is On My Side".

 

Is it real, or is it...

 

"Actually, I got them while I was stripping".

 

Looks like her time would be better spent introducing bills to address domestic abuse.

 

"Of course when I choreographed Chicago, I invented jazz hands."

 

Not so much 'Truth Social', as 'Social Darwinism'.

or maybe Darwin Awards entry forms

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And we all know what happened to John the Baptist

 

Will 'Captain' Nunes go down with the ship, we wonder?

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What's Next?

 

Seeing that there has been no accountability for his behavior, other GOP politicians follow George Santos' lead.

Ron Johnson shows his Best Actor Academy Award

Josh Hawley tries period drag.

Ted Cruz reveals he has a brain tumor,
pin worms, HSV 2, and is on life support.

Tune In: America the Final Chapter

 

Florida to offer AP course in saying the N-word without actually saying the N-word.

 

Charlatan Jr.* attempts to build a fire escape from Hell.

*aka Billy Graham Lite™

 

Classified Documents Found At Mike Pence's Home

We wonder?

 

"At times like these, we must make sure our prayer wheels are operating at full capacity."

 

Sen. McConnell speaks about Kevin McCarthy

"I like him; he makes me look like I have principles."

We wonder.

 

Inquiring minds want to know.

 

"Hell, I can get you high without a plane!" Dr. Feelgood did not add.

 

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Then & Now

 

"Remind me again, which one is which"?

Speaker McCarthy caucuses with House Republicans

 

Speaker Kevin McCarthy

 How It Started

How It's Going

Questions arise about George Santos' claim of being probed by aliens.

 

In her first official act as a member of the House Homeland Security Committee, MTG demonstrates Space Laser PPE.

 

 

Just STFU!

 

Former U.S. House 'résumé embellisher'* emerges from obscurity to flog new book.

*Remember those marathon times and mountains climbed?
[And we aren't even going into the lies about the economy or the ACA.]

 

Former KGB's bum-boy's former bum-boy attempts to make foreign policy.

*Roughly: Sweetheart, remember when you would
eat the fly agaric mushrooms and I would drink your
pee and we would both get high?

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Question: What's the difference between a rigged witch hunt and a regular witch hunt?

 

Thank you Mr. Kinzinger for belaboring the obvious. What inquiring minds want to know is, where does he fit on the chart?

Perhaps types 6 and 7 should be excluded
based on the use of the term 'piece'. 

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Sorry girl, you're way too old for Matt!

 

"And just like that, I can make my usefulness as President disappear!"

 

 

The Right to Bare Arms No Longer

*Nancy Reagan Old Woman Saggy Under Arm Syndrome 

 

Gym dons jacket to project gravitas.

 

Be afraid America, be very afraid.

 

Suckers!

 

Into The Woods

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