This Just In: Santorum Near Death !!!

Santorum, a former senator from Pennsylvania, made the claims during an interview with CaffeinatedThoughts.com editor Shane Vander Hart, according to Think Progress. He declared that no other president had previously discussed "the dangers of contraception" and said that "sex is supposed to be within marriage" and "special.  source



In a related (and ironic) development:
Santorum seriously injured in a contraception mishap!