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31 January 2012
30 January 2012
29 January 2012
Indiana: More than a century of innovation in education
1897: Indiana bill sets the value of pi to 3
HOUSE BILL NO. 246 "A bill for an act introducing a new mathematical truth and offered as a contribution to education to be used only by the State of Indiana free of cost by paying any royalties whatever on the same, provided it is accepted and adopted by the official action of the legislature of 1897.
2012: Senate panel OKs creationism teaching bill
An Indiana Senate panel has approved a bill that would allow creationism to be taught in Indiana's public schools.
The Times of Munster reported that the Republican-controlled Senate Education Committee voted 8-2 Wednesday to send the legislation to the full Senate despite pleas from scientists and religious leaders to keep religion out of science classrooms.
The Times of Munster reported that the Republican-controlled Senate Education Committee voted 8-2 Wednesday to send the legislation to the full Senate despite pleas from scientists and religious leaders to keep religion out of science classrooms.
28 January 2012
Another fat man promises to send us to the moon.
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| and Newt certainly something about honeymooning |
I have a little secret I'd like to impart.
That I hope doesn't give you too much of a start;
Tho' it's shocking, it's completely true.
I know it isn't gossip, or rumor, of course,
For I've had it from quite a reliable source
And I'd like to pass it on to you.
The man in the moon is a lady,
A lady in lipstick and curls;
The cow that jumped ovah cried,
"Jumpin' Jehovah,
I think it's just one of the girls."
She winks at the stars from her bed of green cheese,
That isn't a night-gown,
It's a Saturn chemise.
Oh, her friends are the stars and the planets,
She sends the Big Dipper a kiss;
So don't ever offend her,
Remember her gender,
The man in the moon is a miss.
source: http://www.lyricsondemand.com/
27 January 2012
26 January 2012
Others slave so you can tweet.
25 January 2012
24 January 2012
Stop me if you've heard this one.
A spinster, a robot, a blowhard, and a crazy old codger walk into a debate...
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| Funny how the codger is sounding better and better. |
23 January 2012
22 January 2012
Big Daddy Takes South Carolina
Apparently repeated adultery and ditching ailing wives like used tissues aren't drawbacks in the State of philandering Governors and servant-raping Senators.
21 January 2012
limeRICKs: Welfare reform
The problem of unemployment's acute.
About the poor children, few give a hoot.
Would Rick Santorum
Merely ignore 'em
Or would he have them clean toilets, like Newt?
20 January 2012
Attack the moderator/press at least once every debate
Does anyone else notice a pattern?
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| I'm so angry, I could just spit. |
19 January 2012
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15 January 2012
The Party of Lincoln: 2012
Little Ricky's Meditations
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Sort of like antibiotics are a license to survive infections, counter to how things are supposed to be. |
14 January 2012
limeRICKs
There once was a man named Santorum
Who railed against gays, ad hominum.
It's ironic to say
In the realm of word play,
His name has become a homonym.
After New Hampshire
Bowed but unbroken, Santorum vows to fight on.
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| after Saint Sebastian by Giovanni Francesco Rustici [original] |
13 January 2012
limeRICKs
There once was a twit named Santorum,
Obsessed with sex domestic and foreign.
His rant: 'man on dog'
Inspires this blog,
Which hopes his polling hits bottom.
12 January 2012
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