DATELINE TAMPA

Republican Hijinks

DATELINE TAMPA

 “we’re not going to let our campaign 
be dictated by fact-checkers.”

nose continued on pages 7-11

From Paul Ryan's Scrapbook

"Oh, 'You People', whine, whine, whine."

Backstage in Tampa

Ann Romney Speaks at Convention

Give us a 'V',

Give us an 'A',

Give us a 'P',

Give us an 'I',

Give us a 'D':

What's that spell?

VAPID!

link to 'speech' [or at least as much of it as one can stomach]

"We will return to convention coverage after this important message."

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Campaign 2012

Dateline Tampa

Hello, hello!
I know you're in there!
Hello!

First Isaac, now this.

How lucky can Republicans get?

Listen attentively

from Etiquette for Everybody, 1952

from the Presidential campaign, 2012

No you di-int!

Representative Steve King, Renaissance Man

original via Salon


For more of Mr. King's wisdom 
see The Fifth Column

Trophy Children Come With No Guarantee

Melania gave birth to a boy named Barron William Trump, [Donald] Trump's fifth child, on March 20, 2006.

Republican Empathy

Mistress Ann flicks her riding crop.

original

The intern did it!

Good ole Diaper Dave.

original

He knows that even math-impaired Americans can multiply by 10 and learn what his income really is.

Or maybe he is just embarrassed to call himself a fiscal conservative when he's been conned out of so much money by Jos. Smith's flimflam.

Countdown to the GOP Convention: The Road to Tampa-- Sheldon Adelson (with Mitt's filthy lucre)

Facilitator of child rape given prominent position at GOP convention.

Jabba visits Kolub.

Countdown to the GOP Convention: The Road to Tampa-- Mitt Romney

For Sale--CHEAP

Another victim of Obama's war on religion.

"I was just practicing 'the laying on of hands'," Rev. Storms explained.

Conservative Pundit, punds.

source

If prayer really worked.

Isaac: Real Old Testament Justice

Countdown to the GOP Convention: The Road to Tampa-- Romney Spawn (80%)

You people* will pay for this!

* NBC, CBS, ABC

Two out of two doctors agree.

Noted OBGyn experts Todd Akin and Steve King say the best way to avoid unwanted pregnancy is to "just grit your lady parts teeth".

Great White Hope

Countdown to the GOP Convention: The Road to Tampa-- Sarah Palin

GOP Anti-Woman Express makes surprising detour.

original

USA! USA!: 25th in math, 21st in science!

Republican Empathy

Your Tax Dollars at Work

'Honey, would like me to heal that little thing?'

original

Especially men in prison.

Even Jonathan Swift or Carl Hiaasen would have trouble satirizing this!

source [warning, it is the NOM blog]

In today's news

original

Countdown to the GOP Convention: The Road to Tampa-- Chris Christie

That's all the endorsement I need.

Paul Ryan seeks novel ways to reduce Medicare and Social Security spending.

Countdown to the GOP Convention: The Road to Tampa-- Donald Trump

Paul Ryan is not Sarah Palin; his lies are more articulate.

Has he never heard of video tape?

The Great White Hope

We all read this crap as adolescents;

most of us got over it.

Running mate-picking expert gives advice.

Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) told FOX News on Wednesday that he thought that President Barack Obama should replace Vice President Joe Biden with Hillary Clinton on the ticket. His remarks came in light of Biden’s most recent comments in which he told a heavily black audience in a Virginia city with a past history of racial conflict that Republicans are “gonna put y’all back in chains.”  [link]

Countdown to the GOP Convention: The Road to Tampa-- Scott Walker (with help from David Koch)

13%! Nearly a third more than he gave his 'church'.

Countdown to the GOP Convention: The Road to Tampa-- Rick Santorum

plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose

or more appropriately:

meer dinge verander, hoe meer bly hulle dieselfde