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Poor old Sarah Sanders, an insults victim;
Took japes and barbs from all over the spectrum
But I'm neither sad,
Nor do I feel bad
For someone who pulls 'facts' out of her rectum.
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30 April 2018
Daddy's Lil' Liar Redux
29 April 2018
28 April 2018
It's Spring, and sap is rising.
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"I admit, I've fallen under the spell
Of that little Froggie, Emmanuel.
Vlad, you had your chance
At a true bromance.
And now, I don't care if you go to Hell!"
alternative
"I admit, I've fallen under the spell
Of that little Froggie, Emmanuel.
I'm trading my Russian Bear
For a cutie with good hair.
Vlad, for all I care, you can go to Hell!"
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27 April 2018
Hi neighbor. What's the story, morning glory? What's tale, nightingale?
Trump calls Fox— babbles nonstop— works up a
lather.
Except for the whores, a modern Cotton Mather.
But our fraud-in-chief
Like a common sneak thief
Then proceeds to hang himself with his own
blather.
On the Job
Things are so bad Trump had to hire Rudy.
And that toady is sure to do his duty.
Soon he will be given his brief
To defend the liar-in-chief.
Will he focus on Russia, or the booty?
26 April 2018
25 April 2018
24 April 2018
23 April 2018
22 April 2018
"It's bin so bad, I cain't even afford to git my roots dyed no more."
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| It's a wonder that those earrings don't scorch her ears. |
21 April 2018
"Wendy, Debbie,WHATEVER! Ain't about to grab that 3!"
Not the only Wasserman* Trump needs to worry about.
As a nation we have had recent
shocks.
Partly since he gets ideas from FOX.
It does sound ridiculous
But he was promiscuous,
And now we might deal with the Pox!
I fear that I would be remiss
These rumors to merely dismiss.
Does the fate of the nation
Depend on incubation
Of microbial syphilis?
Although the evidence is incomplete,
With multiple symptoms, he is
replete.
So when his plane lands
It's why all the bands
Greet him, playing: Hail to the
Spirochete
*Wassermann Test (Link)
Which is more repugnant? What has issued from Mike Huckabee's
mouth
Democrats Support Of Birth Control Tells Women "They Can't Control Their Libidos"
Compared Abortion To The Holocaust And Slavery
"Christian convictions are under attack as never before. We are moving rapidly towards the criminalization of Christianity."
President Barack Obama "grew up" in Kenya
"I trust @BernieSanders with my tax dollars like I trust a North Korean chef with my labrador!"
“Now I wish that someone told me that when I was in high school that I could have felt like a woman when it came time to take showers in PE,”
President Barack Obama will ultimately “take the Israelis and march them to the door of the oven.”
Democrats Support Of Birth Control Tells Women "They Can't Control Their Libidos"
Compared Abortion To The Holocaust And Slavery
"Christian convictions are under attack as never before. We are moving rapidly towards the criminalization of Christianity."
President Barack Obama "grew up" in Kenya
"I trust @BernieSanders with my tax dollars like I trust a North Korean chef with my labrador!"
“Now I wish that someone told me that when I was in high school that I could have felt like a woman when it came time to take showers in PE,”
President Barack Obama will ultimately “take the Israelis and march them to the door of the oven.”
or testicles
20 April 2018
19 April 2018
Unpresidented DIY Limerick
A- da DUM da da DUM da da DUM
B- da DUM da da DUM da da DUM
C- da DUM da da DUM
D- da DUM da da DUM
E- da DUM da da DUM da da DUM
Suggested rhymes for lines A, B and E:
leaner, meaner, Dreamer, Beaner, misdemeanor
Suggested rhymes for lines C and D:
breach, leech, screech,
over-reach, impeach
18 April 2018
17 April 2018
16 April 2018
Again, sucker rises to bait almost taking the sport out of it.
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| (But we still have the gutting to look forward to.) |
When a lovely flame dies, smoke (or toxic fumes) gets in your eyes.
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By bombing
That
Cold war or cold shoulder
As Donald grows bolder.
Is this the end of a lovely bromance?
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15 April 2018
Poof!
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To me it seems strange, or perhaps even weird,
That Ivanka and Jared have 'disappeared'?
Have the rats jumped ship
Before indictments hit?
Because guilt-by-association is feared?
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14 April 2018
Bullseye!
The investigation moves closer each day.
Damaging evidence? It sure looks that way!
The nooses tighten;
The knuckles whiten.
And now it looks like Syria
13 April 2018
and don't let it hit you on the way out
It looks like the end of your high-flyin';
Farewell to your arrogance and lyin'.
Like a spineless jelly
Or snake on its belly
You slither out of the door— Paul Ryan.
12 April 2018
11 April 2018
Smoke, Mirrors, and Shiny Objects
Now it seem he's gone and started a trade war.
Is this type of attack
An attempt to distract
From about-to-break news of another whore?
10 April 2018
DIY Limerick for Trump lawyer/bag man Michael Cohen
Rhyme suggestions for lines A, B, and E:
raid, played, laid, afraid,staid, retrograde
Rhyme suggestions for lines C and D:
horny, thorny, Stormy or: too far, sub par, disbar
raid, played, laid, afraid,
Rhyme suggestions for lines C and D:
horny, thorny, Stormy or: too far, sub par, disbar
The Big Question:
Will his six-figure publicists, image consultants, and script-writers earn their salaries?
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