London Police Used Old Method to Confirm Winehouse Death

"We placed a mirror under her nose and when there was no immediate reaction, we were certain any future caterwauling would be with a heavenly choir."
Chief Superintendent Nigel Smythe-Carruthers, Metropolitan Police

The Colorful Career of Speaker Boehner

U.S. Christian Group Presents Evidence To Support O'Reilly's Claim

"...Breivik is no Christian"  Bill O'Reilly

"This wouldn't have happened if Eric were still Majority Whip."

Hallelujah

Note: The Saber Alpha 3000 Acoustic Coupler was developed by Saber in association with Bachmann & Associates Inc. who discovered that when the polarity was reversed, the device was able to 'fry the fairy' out of clients who failed "pray the gay away" therapy.

Rupert Murdoch: Let the rehabilitation begin.

Debt Ceiling Talks Collapse

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And this is news--why?

Let them eat tea cakes.

"Well I thought it was a fabulous speech: 
not nearly as smug and whiny and smarmy as everybody's saying.
  More tea?"

Huffington Post Update !

Teens get between mama grizzly and cubs camera.

At least satisfying a physical thirst.

and we say 'many thanks'

The Winehouse Legacy*

No matter how grotesque, unprofessional, and untalented you are, there are people dumb enough to pay to see you attempt to rip off black music.

*sometimes known as the Madonna philosophy

Drug Rehab Industry Stocks Tumble

Rep. Bachmann undergoes God/Bachmann & Associates-approved migraine headache treatment.

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An insider who once worked with Rep. Michele Bachmann (R- Minn.) told ABC News he believes her migraine headaches have been a persistent and vexing problem for years, often forcing the congresswoman to cancel meetings, shut her office, turn off the lights and lie down until they pass.

Power Couples

Guess we now know who's on the top.

John Boehner Leaves Debt Ceiling Talks With Obama 

"Migraine headaches are not a problem; everything is under control."

"What doesn't God like about you?"

"No, no, you misheard, I said; 

what don't you like about yourself?"

Yet more mea culpas from Rupert Murdoch.

Business as usual: The debt ceiling crisis

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Rupert Murdoch Addresses Parliament

Everything you wanted to know about superstition but were afraid to ask

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"Don't Retreat: Reload ! "

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From the desk of

A touch of Schadenfreude perhaps?

Sarah Palin Documentary Premiere: Film Opens To Nearly Empty Audience    

  

Murdoch continues round of apologies.

What a perfect time to tell him we're leaving him for another candidate!

so many barbarians, so little time...

[Michele] Bachmann’s Husband Calls Homosexuals ‘Barbarians’ Who ‘Need To Be Educated’ And ‘Disciplined’

from Think Progress

Rupert Murdoch Apologizes for Hacking Scandal

"Don't Cry for Me Al - lasss - kaaaa!"

We wonder?

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Q.  What would be the best thing about Michele Bachmann being elected president?

A.  The term of address for the presidential spouse would not need to change.

Who deserves to be thrown down a stairwell today?

Dick Cheney 
Need we say more?  

Great Moments in GOP History

Jenny McCarthy Outraged--Threatens Lawsuit

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check it out:     Jenny McCarthy Body Count

Mitch 'doubles down' !

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"a fine bromance"

EXCLUSIVE: Michele Bachmann's Finished Basement

Let them drink...

WASHINGTON -- Hours before a major White House meeting over the debt ceiling negotiations, Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) said on Sunday a grand bargain over the deficit may be dead, with Republicans unwilling to accept revenue-raising measures in exchange for major spending cuts and entitlement reforms.

from the Huff.

Puttin' On The Dog-- A Series

Ricky Takes the Pledge

Lacroix sweetie darling, Lacroix ?

Palin Film Trailer Released

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Little Ricky 3

(CNN) - During an appearance on CNN's "American Morning" Tuesday, Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum claimed the 2009 stimulus package resulted in a loss of jobs. He cited a government report that he said previously stated 280 million jobs had been created by December and now says only 240 million jobs were created.

Dick-tators

expropriated from Reuters

Still working after all these years.

Glutton Preaches Austerity (for others)

New Jersey Anti-Union Bill Paves Way For Employee Benefit Cuts In Other States 

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