Déjà vu?

 Herman Cain 

Sexual Harassment Accusations

The Incredible Shrinking Man

Rick Santorum: Dead Foreign Scientists Are A 'Wonderful Thing'

"On occasion scientists working on the nuclear program in Iran turn up dead. I think that's a wonderful thing, candidly," said Rick Santorum at a recent campaign stop in Greenville, South Carolina.
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Today: Nuclear Scientists. 

Tomorrow: HPV Vaccine Scientists?

Hatchet, meet Hatchet Face

Peddling a grand canyon.

Chaffetz pushes bill to sell ‘excess’ federal lands

"Hey, it may be large and eroded but it ain't grand!"

Washington • While other members of Congress will be pressing Tuesday to set aside some federal lands as wilderness, Rep. Jason Chaffetz (R UT) will push legislation to dispose of “excess” swaths of the West to help pay down the federal debt.

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Republicans in Drag: Representative John Mica, Florida

John Mica Attacks TSA 'Chat-Downs' As 'Idiotic,' Says Screening Failures Are 'Off The Charts'

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Republicans in Drag

THIS JUST IN !

THIS JUST IN !

Apple Announces First Post-Jobs Product

Too soon?

THIS JUST IN: We pray for deliverance.

Want to try again?

They say the third time's the charm.

This Just In: Santorum Near Death !!!

Santorum, a former senator from Pennsylvania, made the claims during an interview with CaffeinatedThoughts.com editor Shane Vander Hart, according to Think Progress. He declared that no other president had previously discussed "the dangers of contraception" and said that "sex is supposed to be within marriage" and "special.  source



In a related (and ironic) development:
Santorum seriously injured in a contraception mishap!

In an effort for more face time, Santorum gets his act together.

"...fever all through the night..."

Sun lights up the day time
moon lights up the night.
I light up when You call my name
and You know I'm gonna praise You right

You give me fever
when You bless me,
fever when You hold me tight.
Religious fever
in the morning,
fever all through the night

Now give me fever
when were praying.
Fever with that flame in You.
Religious Fever
I'm a fire,
fever yeah I burn for You.

He gives me fever
with His loving,
fever when He holds me tight
Religious Fever
I'm His vessel;
Jesus will treat me right

He'll give you fever
when you praise Him,
fever if you really learned.
Fever,
till you risen,
what a lovely way not to burn.

What a lovely way not to burn.
What a lovely way not to burn.
What a lovely way not to burn.

At least he hasn't used the C-word----yet.

Three reporters from Arizona, on the condition of anonymity, also let me in on another incident involving McCain's intemperateness. In his 1992 Senate bid, McCain was joined on the campaign trail by his wife, Cindy, as well as campaign aide Doug Cole and consultant Wes Gullett. At one point, Cindy playfully twirled McCain's hair and said, "You're getting a little thin up there." McCain's face reddened, and he responded, "At least I don't plaster on the makeup like a trollop, you cunt." McCain's excuse was that it had been a long day. If elected president of the United States, McCain would have many long days.
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GOP Presidential Candidates: Up Close and Personal

Not unlike the Bachmanns, Mitt and Ann Romney love recreating scenes from their religious heritage.  

Here they are as Adam and Eve in a skit 

depicting the Mormon Garden of Eden.

Candidate Slips: Santorum Responsible

Eric Cantor Fires Agent After Disastrous Performance at Re-Election Rally

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"Peel me a grape"

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Koch Worship II

you ask why?

GOP Presidential Candidates: Up Close and Personal

At home, Michele Bachmann and her husband Marcus 

enjoy Tableau Vivant favoring Biblical themes. 

Here they enact an encounter between 

Joseph and Potiphar's Wife.

Herman Cain as seen by Mitt Romney and Jon Huntsman

It's official--dumber than...

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Middle Class Mitt Occupies Wall Street

and if this doesn't piss you off, look here

Koch Worship

after Botero

GOP Presidential Candidates: Up Close and Personal

Newt Gingrich credits his success to hard work and discipline.  Here, he and Mistress Callista strive toward that goal.

White Fright

Unable to bear Eric Cantor's shrieking any longer, Rep. Boehner (OH) and King (NY), and Sen. McConnell (KY) and Graham (SC) set out to learn for themselves the motivations of the Occupy Wall St. Movement

"Ah do so wish ah had brought me a pomander or a scented hankie."

Little Ricky 113: Trying to remain relevant.

Thrice-Married Serial Adulterer Advised to Drop Out of Presidential Race

"Can anybody here read Jew?"

Little Ricky 74: Consulting advisors prior to tonight's debate.

Romney goes all evangelical to calm anti-Mormon fears.

"Just as I am, without one plea... I come, I come."

GOP Presidential Candidates: Up Close and Personal

Often in the early evening, Rick and Anita Perry go to the local high school and re-enact some of Rick's favorite moves from his cheerleader days at Texas A&M.

Oh goody, another conservative who knows his way around a toilet.

Rep. Eric Cantor continues to gather intelligence on Wall Street "Mobs"

Eric Cantor, the No. 2 Republican in the House, denounced the Occupy Wall Street protests Friday as "mobs"...

The Perpetrators Were Last Seen Trotting Down the Road

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Exhibit 23A in Santorum Children's Home School Malpractice Suit

Getting up with the fleas.

Former Sen. Rick Santorum (R-PA) told the audience at the Value Voters Summit on Friday that they should also pay attention to the husbands and wives of the people actually on the ballot.

“When you look at someone to determine whether they’d be the right person for public office, look at who they lay (sic) down with at night and what they believe in,” Santorum said. 

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Who Deserves a Trip to the Salon Today ?

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen feted the launch of their new handbag collection for The Row with a cocktail party at Paris multi-brand store Montaigne Market. Ashley Olsen said the label was rushing to keep up with demand for its much-publicized alligator backpack, which comes with an eye-watering $39,000 price tag. “It was the first thing that sold off the shelf,” she said, noting that extreme luxury tends to perform well during uncertain economic times. “During our last economic crisis in the U.S., the only thing that went up was Hermès,”

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"Let them eat tea cakes."

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Well in that case, show us your tits!

and he knows something about towels

"It's worked for us."

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There Will Always Be An England

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Camilla Looking Dramatically Younger. What's Her Secret?

The real 1%

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The Euro As Trash

European Financial Crisis: Will the EU Survive?

"Ach mein Liebling, es tut mir sehr leid."