"Wadda ya mean, you're outta Kosher meals?"

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Yet again, 'Juche' saves the day.

Oh, S8

NBC News offers Charlotte Clinton Mezvinsky a seven figure contract to report on matters of infant concern.

Who knew they had peas?

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Terre D'odeur Des Baiseurs De Mère

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Reality Television Revolving Door

And He Did It His Way

And now, the end is near; 

And so I face the final gavel. 

My friend, I'll say it clear, 

I fear my reputation will unravel. 

I've been the Speaker, that's for sure. 

I've led each and ev'ry vote 'nay'; 

But more, much more than this, 

I did it my way. 

Cocktails, I've had a few; 

But then again, let's not mention. 

I did what I had to do 

And saw it through without conviction. 

I bumbled an uncharted course; 

Each stumbled step along the hallway, 

But more, much more than this, 

I did it my way. 

Yes, there were times, I'm sure you knew 

When I drank and drank until I'd spew. 

But through it all, when there was a vote, 

To throw Obamacare out. 

I botched it all but took the fall; 

And did it my way. 

I've smoked, I've tanned and cried. 

I've had my fill; my share of losing. 

And now, tears won't subside, 

You find it all so amusing. 

To think I did all that; 

And may I say - not in a shy way, 

"No, oh no not me, 

I did it my way". 

I have led the House, what have you got? 

No legislation: you got naught. 

To say the things I truly feel; 

Before each lobbyist I did kneel. 

The record shows I took the dive - 

And did it my way! 

So much hype: so little talent

you can fool some of the people all of the time

If Jeb Declines to Pursue the Presidency; GOP to Consider Running Other Bush Sibling

The RepubliCAN Part 10

They shut down the kitchen?

This Just In!

And Herr Röhm knows something about hate groups.

and from [almost] beyond the grave

No link to the original because, seriously, does anyone really care what this superannuated harridan has to say.

The Illuminated Republican Alphabet: O is for Obamacare

not to mention impaired judgment

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I feel a song coming on eh!

This just in from Texas

First jazz, then rock, now this...

Rich at last, rich at last, thank God Almighty, rich at last.

Vlad the Impaler Continues to Probe Eastern Ukraine

US Hopes to Avert Further ISIS Atrocities by Dispatching Only Headless 'Journalists'.

'Rolling Coal' conversions drop precipitously when it's pointed out how much meth $5,000 will buy.

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Mr. Putin contemplates Mr. Put-In.

*Guess what? I'm wearing mine now!

Mr. Put-In link

OK officials currently interviewing former Ferguson, MO cops, and 9-year-old with an Uzi.

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The Final Red Carpet

Yes Virginia, there still are chain gangs.

If you really wanted to punish them, make them cellmates!

How Could This Have Possibly Gone Wrong?

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or this...

"Oh darling, you shouldn't have."

And all pretty boy Bob is going to get is a lousy soap-on-a-rope (if he's lucky).

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Latest Russian convoy to Ukraine comprises ice cream trucks.

Link: Poisoning of Alexander Litvinenko

Link: Remember when a Ukrainian presidential candidate fell mysteriously ill?

Incorporating songs from 'I Can Get It for You Wholesale' and 'Cabaret'*

*Money Makes The World Go Around

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und get laid vunce in avhile...

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"You haven't seen prices this low since Kraków in '41."

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And I'm not sorry I compared Ben Carson to a court jester.

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History: it isn't brain surgery!