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The RepubliCAN: part whatever
New Arkansas Senator, Tom Cotton,
His behavior, so far, has been rotten.
The letter he sent
Sets precedent:
His treason will not soon be forgotten.
21 March 2015
The last one--I promise...
The Illinois Congressman Aaron Schock,
Such a pretty-boy: so easy to mock.
Therefore, I would like to posit
Some skeleton in his closet.
Which may turn the
key of a jail cell lock.
19 March 2015
the continuing story
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He should have cared about his constituent's silage,
Instead, he abused his Congressional privilege.
Oh so pretty,
But so petty.
Oh yes: he inflated reimbursable mileage.
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18 March 2015
Let the revisionism [and redistribution] begin.
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"Lehmeh see... Ah jes must have those sconces, an' those beaded lamp shades, an' that luuvly spray of pheasant fehthuhs. And oh my gracious, is that organza table-skirt real silk; if it is, Ah'll jes die to have it! Mercy me, that dahlin' faintin' couch will fit right in mah office; Ah surely could use it when Ah git the vapors! An' ooh my, what's that over yondah? Are those the autographed copies of Men's Health?"
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17 March 2015
Buh bye! The [increasingly pathetic] Ballad of Aaron Schock
Using our taxes to live like the rich,
Just recently has encountered a hitch.
Now Aaron's been caught,
It was all for naught.
And he'll soon become some convict's bitch.
The Ballad of Aaron Schock, continued.
From Illinois
Whose future, we think, looks pretty barren.
In the land of Lincoln
Something is stinkin'.
Guess who's now political carrion?
16 March 2015
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14 March 2015
Sorry, 'treason' has only two syllables.
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Sedition, sedition! Sedition!
Sedition, sedition! Sedition!
Who, day and night, must
scramble for reelection,
Suck up to the rich men, have
a little face time?
And who has the right as
legislators
To negotiate with foreigners?
The Senate, the Senate!
Sedition
The Senate, the Senate!
Sedition
Who must know the way to
block the President,
And make him impotent?
Who must raise suspicion of
his loyalty
So stupid people can be
misled?
The Senate, the Senate!
Sedition
The Senate, the Senate!
Sedition
Who has time to read the
Constitution,
And not play administration?
Who must pad his pockets,
planning for the future
When incompetence and malfeasance
are exposed?
The Senate, the Senate!
Sedition
The Senate, the Senate! Sedition |
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