Anyone else see the common thread?

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Only $49.95: a bargain at half the price.

Laser Engraving Available

 

NO!

What should happen: US Senate Republicans should be given rags and buckets and be made to clean the school.

Much like US forces liberating the Buchenwald concentration camp in Germany in April 1945. Here, US soldiers escorted  German civilians from the nearby town of Weimar through the Buchenwald camp. The American liberating troops had a policy of forcing German civilians to view the atrocities committed in the camps.

Yesterday's mass shooting displaces the previous day's which had displaced last week's.

As of yesterday (29 May) there have been 14 mass shootings since Uvalde.

 

Media Ghouls Eagerly Await Next Mass Shooting

 

We wonder?

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How we've gotten to where we are now.

 

Let's save the time and effort and just skip ahead to the next shooting.

 

Repeated

 ad nauseum

Sorry, got it wrong; he blames 'wokeness'.

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So commonplace that there is a manual!

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I can see it now.

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If she weren't in Congress, she'd be turning burgers

(or tricks).

I'm beginning to get the picture.

 

Isn't it about time for Ron Johnson (R-WI) to weigh in with: "Covid vaccines cause mass shootings"?

Thoughts, Prayers, Whatever

 

The solution?

 More guns, of course.

and when you think it can't get worse

 

We wonder?

Will Senator Cruz take time out from fellating gun manufactures and owners for thoughts and prayers?

Crocodile Ted

Same old- same old...

 

And you thought MTG was a low as Georgia could go.

 

Ecumenism- 2022 Style

 

and thank you Mock, Paper, Scissors

As I say, 'willful ignorance comes at a price'.

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Looks like the losers of the Darwin Awards are actually the winners.

Even with widely available vaccines and newly effective treatments, residents of counties that went heavily for Donald Trump in the last presidential election are more than twice as likely to die from COVID-19 than those that live in areas that went for President Biden. That's according to a newly-updated analysis from NPR, examining how partisanship and misinformation are shaping the pandemic.    link

 

Because his stint as mayor has been such a success.

 

Is it more Tokyo Rose or Eleanor from the Manchurian Candidate?

or Madame Mao?

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"Looks like we might get to ride again!"

 

Just imagine his closet.

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Who would have thought that a wheelchair was a harridan magnet?

 

Election Update

 

Then & Now: Self-driving car edition

 

You've heard of 'penis envy'...

 

With apologies to Cole Porter

🎜Love for sale, appetizing young love for sale
Love that's fresh and still unspoiled
Love that's only slightly spoiled
Love for sale
Who will buy?
Who would like to sample my supply?
Who's prepared to pay the price
For a trip to paradise?
Love for sale.🎜

Then and Now: Redux

 

Separated at birth(?)*

Christina Pushaw: Governor DeSantis’s press secretary 

*manufacture?

Filler

 

Donald J. Trump (I, me, mine)

The editors deeply regret the inclusion of this photo in the recent posting:

Syphilitic Sex-Worker Reduced to Giving Hand Jobs. 

 Our sincerest apologies.

How we've gotten to where we are now.

 

It’s not the day that would make a call memorable.

You know that every second this lickspittle interacted with Trump

was preserved perfectly in Jordan’s memory and was a major 

deposit in his spank bank.

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Lindsey Graham given the Homo Duarum Facies Award (and it's not what you think).

 

Welcoming Its Newest Member

 

Straight Razors? Scythes? Guillotines?

 

The look on a mole's face just before getting whacked.

 

So it is written...

 

#1 Stay Home

 

"Can you believe it? They said my view was cock-eyed."

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Fearing accusations of chronophobia, swim meet officials allow college junior who identifies as a 'wee tyke' to compete in the 10-12 year division.

 

Another reason to vote for John Fetterman

"Just which chin should Mitch McConnell take it on?"